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At some point in your adult life, whether it was the day you lost your V-card, or 20 years later. You’ve had a cringe worthy moment happen to you in the bedroom. Here are a few that bring a comedic relief to everyone.<\/p>\n
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The lightsaber penis:<\/span><\/h2>\n“Shortly after my husband and I started dating, we bought a variety pack of condoms just to try out some new brands\/types.\u00a0He was wearing a blue one and started making lightsaber noises<\/b>\u00a0while swinging his dick around and doing sexy talk in a Yoda voice. That was the first time we told each other ‘I love you’ (Not exactly a story we can tell most people).”<\/p>\n
\u2014awildgingersaur<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
This simple command:<\/span><\/h2>\n“My now-husband \u2014 then fianc\u00e9 \u2014 had to turn the light out on me once because he couldn\u2019t look at me without laughing, all because\u00a0I had my legs straight up in the air and yelled \u201cBRING FORTH THE PENIS,\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Monty Python<\/i>-style.”<\/p>\n
\u2014RedLipstick666<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The breath mint surprise:<\/span><\/h2>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/camversitygirls.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Screen-Shot-2019-05-02-at-1.25.22-PM.png\")
<\/span><\/h2>\n\u2014@alexus_my_dolly<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/h2>\nThis reality weight check:<\/span><\/h2>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/camversitygirls.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Screen-Shot-2019-05-02-at-1.42.36-PM.png\")
<\/span><\/h2>\n\u2014@moneymackzach<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The safety first:<\/span><\/h2>\nMy girlfriend had us on the floor, behind the bed so we wouldn\u2019t be seen in case anyone too stupid to read the signs walked in. I had always put on the condom when we had sex, and this time she wanted to put it on. So she puts it on, all\u2019s well and then she says \u201cdo I put it around your nuts? I don\u2019t want it to fall off\u201d and at that point I just lost it. Laughing out loud scrunched between the bed and the wall with her sitting on me. Fun times.<\/p>\n
\u2014sirzotolovsky<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The ol’ angry dragon:<\/span><\/h2>\nI was blowing my husband and he came in my mouth. It shot out my nose. This happened twice lol.<\/p>\n
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This simple command:<\/span><\/h2>\n“My now-husband \u2014 then fianc\u00e9 \u2014 had to turn the light out on me once because he couldn\u2019t look at me without laughing, all because\u00a0I had my legs straight up in the air and yelled \u201cBRING FORTH THE PENIS,\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Monty Python<\/i>-style.”<\/p>\n
\u2014RedLipstick666<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The breath mint surprise:<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/span><\/h2>\n\u2014@alexus_my_dolly<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/h2>\nThis reality weight check:<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/span><\/h2>\n\u2014@moneymackzach<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The safety first:<\/span><\/h2>\nMy girlfriend had us on the floor, behind the bed so we wouldn\u2019t be seen in case anyone too stupid to read the signs walked in. I had always put on the condom when we had sex, and this time she wanted to put it on. So she puts it on, all\u2019s well and then she says \u201cdo I put it around your nuts? I don\u2019t want it to fall off\u201d and at that point I just lost it. Laughing out loud scrunched between the bed and the wall with her sitting on me. Fun times.<\/p>\n
\u2014sirzotolovsky<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The ol’ angry dragon:<\/span><\/h2>\nI was blowing my husband and he came in my mouth. It shot out my nose. This happened twice lol.<\/p>\n
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The breath mint surprise:<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/span><\/h2>\n\u2014@alexus_my_dolly<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/h2>\nThis reality weight check:<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/span><\/h2>\n\u2014@moneymackzach<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The safety first:<\/span><\/h2>\nMy girlfriend had us on the floor, behind the bed so we wouldn\u2019t be seen in case anyone too stupid to read the signs walked in. I had always put on the condom when we had sex, and this time she wanted to put it on. So she puts it on, all\u2019s well and then she says \u201cdo I put it around your nuts? I don\u2019t want it to fall off\u201d and at that point I just lost it. Laughing out loud scrunched between the bed and the wall with her sitting on me. Fun times.<\/p>\n
\u2014sirzotolovsky<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
The ol’ angry dragon:<\/span><\/h2>\nI was blowing my husband and he came in my mouth. It shot out my nose. This happened twice lol.<\/p>\n
<\/span><\/h2>\n\u2014@alexus_my_dolly<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2014@moneymackzach<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n My girlfriend had us on the floor, behind the bed so we wouldn\u2019t be seen in case anyone too stupid to read the signs walked in. I had always put on the condom when we had sex, and this time she wanted to put it on. So she puts it on, all\u2019s well and then she says \u201cdo I put it around your nuts? I don\u2019t want it to fall off\u201d and at that point I just lost it. Laughing out loud scrunched between the bed and the wall with her sitting on me. Fun times.<\/p>\n \u2014sirzotolovsky<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I was blowing my husband and he came in my mouth. It shot out my nose. This happened twice lol.<\/p>\n<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/h2>\n
This reality weight check:<\/span><\/h2>\n
<\/span><\/h2>\nThe safety first:<\/span><\/h2>\n
The ol’ angry dragon:<\/span><\/h2>\n
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